Well, as far as I know
- post office clerk: Puerto Rico is not international, baby, it's domestic.
- me: Oh yeah, I was wondering about that--
- clerk: No you weren't, you were TESTING me, seein' if I would catch it. Well, I did.
- me: Ha, okay, if you say so.
- clerk: Now, where is THIS? (points to the envelope)
- me: Glasgow?
- clerk: That's not a made up place?
